Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 11, 2020

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Or carrying a large steak bone through the kitchen to be enjoyed on the chenille bedspread but apprehended before you get that far.

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    Vilyehm  over 4 years ago

    You left out teaching the kittens how to stay attached to the leg even when the lap disappears.

    Fagan knee.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Criminals were never so loveable.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yep, ‘cause ‘Pet Me’ theft doesn’t work as a concept.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    You forgot to mention the smothering attempt by sleeping on your face.

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Purrs snatching…

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    It’s purrrrr-fectly ok…Meoooow

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Will kitty turn over a mew leaf?

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Littering, obviously from the litter-box Watson. And you can track it back to the bathroom all over the toothbrushes, to the kitchen and dining room all over the tables and counters.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Those are misdemeanors. Now the destruction of property should carry some time in the box.

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