Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 25, 2020

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    He burps like my mother.

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    Purple People Eater  over 4 years ago

    Doesn’t it have to be a beautiful princess for that to work?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Oooops! Wha wen Wong?

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    To top it off, he can’t even answer back, Blanch! Winner all the way!

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 4 years ago

    Frog Kissin’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DlxDDHAAoA

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sweet talk or good looking.. can’t have both

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    Tentoes  over 4 years ago

    “Slow down, turn around, bend down and kiss you a frog.”

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    StephenRice  over 4 years ago

    And now he speaks French!

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Blanch’s beauty has left him worse than speechless…

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Should have stuck with the talking frog.

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    Can’t have everything.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    You can attract someone with good looks, but keeping them around depends on good conversation.

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