Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 06, 2020

It is true, people do better when they know they’re on shorter deadlines. So, what’s your drop-dead date?

Little Billy S. had to deal with people thinking Bacon wrote his plays for him, so immortality has it’s drawbacks, as well.

On the other hand, living a totally unremarkable life has its own problems – if you’ve lived forever but no one has noticed, what’s the point?

Lifetime warranties will die out…

The ultimate secret of life is the sure knowledge of death, for without it man would not strive to leave his mark upon the earth.

That’s the way to do it. Self regenerating and periodic renewal of your body body.