JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 17, 2020

Careful, Benny. Remember what happened to the other King Midas.

Shouldn’t the water turn to Gold; he is touching it.

Get him a bigger bowl, he needs more space.

Get him a mate

Too late.

I one had a boss we called King Sadim, Don’t ask what stuff he touched turned into.

Paint poisons poisson?

The kid ain’t very bright.

Something about that gold nugget sure pissed him off!

Get him the Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

He’s MAD because you took his fake gold, duh. He was attached to that piece.

Oh no…

Sounds familiar!

maybe some food?

The gold isn’t healthy for King Midas. That’s toxic to fish.

That’s the problem with wealth. Some who have it just want more. I have used the simple solution to avoid that trap. POVERTY!! Works like a charm.

Goldfish can’t remember anything, but this fish remembers his nugget.

Weird goldfish…

Midas needs a decent tank. That bowl is way too small for a goldfish.

if it is Benny’s fish HE should be the one to get him more gold.

Get him some crackers.