Close to Home by John McPherson for May 13, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Even Bleeb thinks the guy was awful stupid.

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    Wilde Bill  over 4 years ago

    There is nothing so awful that someone can’t make it worse.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Well don’t have a cowrie, sweetheart!

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Poor guy, he’s shell shocked.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago

    ’Cause the world is out to bleed you for a ride.

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    Znox11  over 4 years ago

    He was probably trying to get away from her nagging.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Wow, I’ll bet he can really hear the ocean now.

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    Just love it when someone states the obvious, publicly.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Ah, the shell game. The oldest trick in the book!

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    Nate England  over 4 years ago

    Forget pearls! That shell alone’s gotta be worth a million bells!

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Nag,nag,nag!

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    iwontgiveit  over 4 years ago

    looks like the little alien dude is getting a ride in someone hair.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    Poor guy conch’d his head.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Ed was lured in by the promise of a giant crab dinner. (check those shells out before you stick them next to your ear)

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Bleeb is back to his old style, checking out that babe’s butt while everyone is looking at Ed.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No, but it does drown out horrible annoying sounds.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Aw crap, I got my head stuck in a shell…a-gain! Boy, my wife’s gonna be mad… I should probably find someone…I wonder where everybody is… I bet the water’s that way… hey, you really CAN hear the ocean in these things…she-sells-seashells-by-the-seashore,…wow, that’s loud… man it stinks in here… ooh look, a pearl… nope it’s just a rock…`somewherrrrre-beyond-the-sea’…I forget the rest of the words… boy, my wife’s gonna be mad… I should probably find someone.”

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    jimsulis  over 4 years ago

    That is what an old hag looks like

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    Ed, take the little woman with you next time…

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Aw, CLAM UP!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    “I can’t hear you over the ocean, dear!”

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Son of a beach.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 4 years ago

    Too unbelievable. At last half those people should have there cell phones out, some shooting videos/pictures, the rest just staring into the screens, totally unaware of anything else going on.

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    Lakegal  over 4 years ago

    He was trying to hear the ocean in a conch shell.

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