Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 22, 2020

Tim Feldstein: serial killer.

Send in the clown.

It might help if he didn’t look like Pennywise. For all I know, he sounds like Marilyn Manson.

That thing is scary, especially at night.

Oh my god! Put me up for adoption! Send me to a foster home tonight!

How can you have sweet dreams without candy ?

I see a therapist in the kid’s future.

It’s possible I was the only kid who never got freaked out by clowns. Don’t remember them having negative associations back in the 60s. It wasn’t till I was an adult that they started seeming creepy.

Boy, what a Bozo. Poor kid will be scared for life.

Mort takes his work home too much.

poor tim

The writers have left no field stone unturned to get this joke written.

this is so funny & great!

Is he a real clown or just someone dressed as a clown?

Ooh! it’s a clown. I’m very afraid. It’s an attention-getting device. Look at me I’m afraid of clowns. I’m different. Ooh. Grow up!

While you’re here, would you have a look under the bed?

the kid’s gonna need therapy

You’re garbage who murders for money.

No, I’m Wiggles — Garbage is a different clown who works the East Side.

Didn’t John Wayne (Killer Clown) Gacy use that line too?

As old man, the smell of greasepaint would still make him gag.