Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 18, 2020

Thanks for the laugh, Dave.

..and last.

Quick! Someone remove his gallbladder.

My nephew is an anesthesiologist. I always have to be careful opening birthday cards from him. (Fool me once…)

Knock yourself out!

What a gas…

Gives a whole new meaning to Keep your nose clean……

“Oh miss. Does this rag smell funny?”

Good idea? Coulda gone ether way…

And last, I’m guessing.

talk about bad ideas

The anesthesiologist gave me two choices: gas or being knocked out with a paddle. It was an ether/oar decision.

A stream of unconsciousness joke.

Is that a pleonasm?

The debut of the scratch & sniff anaesthesiology text book.

The first scratch & sniff anaesthesiology text book.

… and a missing e in anesthesiology – anaesthesiology.

He looks…comfortably numb.

Hmmmm. All of my Accounting textbooks must’ve been printed by that company.

Too funny!

Nobody passes this course, they just pass out.

i looked for it at the book store, but they’re always out…

Where do you go to make your mind work like this!!??!?

Dave, this is something no one but you would have thought of . . . and it’s really funny!