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A friend of mine who was studying for the CA Highway Patrol Sgt exam told me that one of the options for a multiple choice question re what to do if a nuclear attack occurred was: “bend over & kiss you a$$ good by.”
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 4 years ago
By not making any “stress cracks”.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
“When in danger or in doubt,
Run in circles; scream and shout.”
When it comes another day,
Run around the other way."
Not mine, but I don’t know who to attribute it to.
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Full bore panic as per Pat McManus
Mostroatomico over 4 years ago
At least they won’t need any social distancing tape. Money saved!
Egrayjames over 4 years ago
First…Don’t panic. Second…Sit on the floor with your head between your knees. Third…Kiss your ass goodbye! No Worries!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
“Run!” – Richard Pryor, U.S. social observer
jel354 over 4 years ago
Now is not the time to be making wisecracks.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Says the guy who’s looking for a solution….
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
The contractor saved a lot by buying Chinese Cement.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
These types of breakups are never easy on anyone.
mwksix over 4 years ago
In this job, we’re prepared for any breaks…
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Oh well, break time.
tung cha cha cha over 4 years ago
A friend of mine who was studying for the CA Highway Patrol Sgt exam told me that one of the options for a multiple choice question re what to do if a nuclear attack occurred was: “bend over & kiss you a$$ good by.”
sandflea over 4 years ago
Strange this showed up on the same day of that 7.4 earthquake in Mexico.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Just ask the President.