Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 23, 2020

By not making any “stress cracks”.

“When in danger or in doubt,

Run in circles; scream and shout.”

When it comes another day,

Run around the other way."

Not mine, but I don’t know who to attribute it to.

Full bore panic as per Pat McManus

At least they won’t need any social distancing tape. Money saved!

First…Don’t panic. Second…Sit on the floor with your head between your knees. Third…Kiss your ass goodbye! No Worries!

“Run!” – Richard Pryor, U.S. social observer

Now is not the time to be making wisecracks.

Says the guy who’s looking for a solution….

The contractor saved a lot by buying Chinese Cement.

These types of breakups are never easy on anyone.

In this job, we’re prepared for any breaks…

Oh well, break time.

A friend of mine who was studying for the CA Highway Patrol Sgt exam told me that one of the options for a multiple choice question re what to do if a nuclear attack occurred was: “bend over & kiss you a$$ good by.”

Strange this showed up on the same day of that 7.4 earthquake in Mexico.

Just ask the President.