Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 21, 2020

You don’t have a good side.

I thought the US did not do metric?

Mr. Butts has no good side.

The adverts at the time touted “just a silly millimeter longer” so there had to be a tie-in?

I like that his first name is Mr.

I just bought a thermometer at Amazon. It only displays centigrade.