The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 19, 2020

Wrong choice of words, or wrong persons asking.

Someone named Gargle who has a face like a gargoyle should really learn the art of silence.

Why thanks. And you don’t look like that old witch as you normally do.

I bet she would have whacked Brutus over the head with a frying pan if she had not been nice.

If there is ever a vacancy for a test pilot in the broom factory she should be at the front of the queue.

For such a gaping maw, Mother, it doesn’t stink much!

Missed it by that much…

She says it best when she says nothing at all.

“ And you, Mother Gargle, look a little less ugly today”.

She is about as subtle as a nuclear explosion!

And you don’t look quite as much as a water-retaining sea-cow as you normally do!