Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 20, 2020

Loo.

I’m sorry. This ’toon just totally loo-ses me.

Must be in England.

Nationalities can change. On the way to the loo, she was Russian, when she was done, she was Finnish.

Once the door closes ,EWWWW!!!!

Johnnie be good

A loo in the middle of a pasture? Is the name of the pasture WC Fields?

So, must be the UK. In U.S. or other countries would it then be “Skip, skip, skip to my…poo.”??

I always wondered what a “Lou” was, and why you’d skip to it. This was long before we all knew about the British “loo,” of course. Now I’m old, so I walk to my loo. Skipping would be silly—and risky.

Leigh wants to leave them laughing when she goes,

It’s a breath test.

Locally the TP and hand sanitizers are filched from the porta-potties.

Not a timely comic. Locally, all the port-a-potties in the parks (and the regular restrooms) are locked due to COVID-19. I’ve seen two reports on NextDoor in the last week of people pooping in public. It’s a shitty situation.

What a loo-ser.