Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 25, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Dogged catastrophes everyday!

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Cat is a techie. He’s into e-deletion crimes while Dog is still old school and into destroying papers.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    “Okay, where’s that report?”

    “Uh.. The cat deleted it!”

    “All right. But I believe you should’ve kept a hard copy as a backup.”

    “Yes. But the dog destroyed it!”

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    Charles Barr Premium Member over 4 years ago

    On the upside, she gets to save the cost of a shredder.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    The dog is still eating her homework years later!

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Time to call in the PR department (Pet Relocation)…

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Close the door!

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 4 years ago

    I once read a sci fi story where the child complains to the teacher, “The homework ate my dog!”

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    There’s a simple solution to these problems, not the least of which is that the woman in the cartoon doesn’t know that.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Unfortunately Kitty steps on the bouncing Betty key, bottom row left with flag.

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 4 years ago

    And the boss calls, “Did you receive the client’s file?”

    “Right, I’m taping it back together now. I’ll just be a few more minutes.”

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    Just…don’t….pee on the keyboard, please.

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