Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 25, 2020

Yep, that tracks.

step mom? I thought she was Rip’s biological mother. Or was she RJ’s biological mother? I lost track.

So, she was a vile villainous voluptuous vixen back in the days, eh?

when did Fireball become a blonde?

At what point did we learn that Breezy could not suckle her child and that she had to give her baby a bottle filled with formula?

I always thought the baby took her nourishment off screen, as a way to protect Breezy’s modesty.

As zaftig as Breezy is, it never occurred to me she could not provide enough milk to feed her own child.

This was never an issue until Dan T. decided to introduce the baby bottle prop!

Ka-MILFs!

I do love a good recap.

holey team-ups, Batman!

Nice to see the band getting back together!

K-Exposition!

Nothing like a good old fashioned family reunion!

Now, everyone join in on the ka-chorus!

Since when is the kid blonde?

KA-DR.PAIN!

Well, this has definitely taken an interesting turn!

Knew it! A dastardly organization like Skull couldn’t have been permanently shut down.

Don’t tell me she did all this just to see her step-granddaughter!

Well… Evil is as evil does…