FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 04, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    shooting two birds with one stone… well, one bird will die by means of dehydration

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    serenasakitty  over 4 years ago

    And the other one will die when Peter gets hold of him.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Come on, Peter… They’re called “suicide drills” for a reason.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    Peter should do it while pushing a lawn mower.

    When I was in training for basic training of the military, back in the day when muskets were the primary weapon, I practiced my running on the loose sand on the beach. When I had to do it on a hard surface, it felt like I wasn’t running at all. I was 19 years old at the time.

    Our standard back then was to run a mile in 8 minutes. The last day of boot camp, I ran it in 6:20 and I ran it flat-out. I was hurting: tears in my eyes, lungs burning, leg muscles aching. This after running twice a day every day for a month. People run marathons at paces faster than that. That was the fastest my body has ever moved under its own power.

    I am not built for speed.

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    The Splatoon 2 God of 2020  over 4 years ago

    Well, a stone is a stone

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    Diat60  over 4 years ago

    But – that’s SALT water.

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    Altar_Ego  over 4 years ago

    Summer two-a-days is why I got into Motocross

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    AkK  over 4 years ago

    They’re just repeating the comics. Bill Amend stopped making comics every day in 2006.

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    flpmlp  over 4 years ago

    Still good to me!

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