FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 04, 2020

Sumo wrestling?

Baseball. I eat and sleep a lot watching a game.

Life.

Well, there was Rango.

Some people say chess is a sport.

Quincy on the Gridiron! Coming soon to a theater near you!

I once heard golf described as watching flies copulate. Same applies to baseball. So I’d eat a lot of junk food and crash watching said flies copulate.

AIR BUD was a golden retriever. Some of us would watch anything with a golden involved as long as the dog wasn’t in any danger.

Umm, how about “Sister-Baiting”? ☺

Ask Garfield. I’m sure he knows of something.

Let me rephrase Jason’s question: Is there a sport that requires an iguana garfield?

I thought Jason was about to suggest a movie about a dog that could play chess. It would take several sequels to have a winner.

Air Bud, huh? Did you know that it got movies about his puppies, and they talked in those movies? And one of them involved them meeting Santa Clause’s dog, who got two movies of his own. They made a sequel to a spinoff to a spinoff series to a bunch of sequels to a movie about a dog playing basketball. Go figure.

No, but bowling involves a lot of belching and farting.

One answer to question in panel four might be Cricket.

Competitive eating ?