Close to Home by John McPherson for May 28, 2020

Well I’m giving you the 50 percent of the hamsters. That will cover your bill you hack.

Got scalped by J. Barber.

So what happens when the hamsters split up?

He’s lucky to get that!

The best divorce is a 9mm. At least he will have a place to stay afterwards. A roof over his head and a bed to sleep in. A lot more than he would have after the court system took every thing he ever had.

Sounds like my divorce attorneys . Trying for custody of my son. She was messing around. I got nothing. Attorney told me it felt like they found me guilty of adultery.

“She got the gold mine, I got the Shaft.” Jerry Reed

…..and here he is —>https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Lawyer—Law-Firm/Law-Office-of-John-Barber-291114364268232/

And then the two opposing attorneys have lunch together on your dime.

“… that’s okay, I’m sure you tried hard… but I’ve already released the hamsters… in the house. Along with a few mice, a couple of good sized rats, a snake or three, and a veritable treasure trove of weird exotic insects. She might have that house, but she’s also gonna have some reeeeeeal quality entertainment.”

No-Fault divorce and alimony laws are good reasons to not marry.

She also got custody of his pants, so she still wears the pants…

Like Leonard McCoy, you were left with nothing except your bones.

Armageddon!!!!!!!!!!! :)

You have a penis. You are automatically at a disadvantage in divorce court – especially if there are children involved. Fathers, apparently, are not as useful to society as mothers – despite mountains of research to the contrary.