Close to Home by John McPherson for June 02, 2020

Bleeb you naughty little alien trying to sneak a peak again; I was at my local walmart one day last week they had the brand of tp i use so i scored a 6-pack.

Busted!

Fump? If you’re gonna hide something, surely you wouldn’t disguise it as TP?

Wow, looks like she was trying to wipe out the whole supply there.

Funny name on the t.p. – ‘Cotton Tush’.

Come on, the whole toilet paper thing was over months ago.

Ah yes. The lust for white gold is high. What’s a little loo larceny among friends. If you have any, you have some to share.

So the lines around the TP on the lawn, are they there to represent the FUMP sound? I see no reason for the lines.

Had to be 2-ply to risk the theft.

TP is the new car radio

….aaand she’s gonna wind up as a meme on the YoobTube! “Book Club mom goes all Robinhood, liberates some bum floss and gets BUSTED!” [Give it a thumbs up if you like this video and don’t forget to subscribe. Ring the little bell if you wanna be notified of all new toilet paper videos while they’re still popular, and don’t forget to donate to our Patreon Channel.]

Things are so desperate for certain items that we’re looking for someone with a yeast infection who’s willing to share.

That’s what happens when you get greedy.

TP shame her!

If it is in Walmart, it is probably made in Bangladesh, from bamboo.