How did the good Doctor get Frankie’s entire body in the same stage of decomp? His parts should be various shades of color, as people are, and each part should be decomposing at a different rate. It must be some perservative he put into the tissue to keep it viable until he could assemble the whole thing…a pickling agent for monster assembly. YES, I thought about that, now you have too!
I wonder where the stereotype of Frankenstein(‘s monster) being green comes from. Some of the early movies, maybe? I had to read the book for school, and I’m pretty sure there was no mention of his skin color… just that he was apparently large and horrifying, because strangers were all scared of him.
Superfrog over 4 years ago
You need an arms dealer.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Farewell to arms!!
PICTO over 4 years ago
The morgue…? Did you check the armory…?
juncarlo over 4 years ago
“Well, grab a shovel and go to the cemetery, come on. And that the arms are fresh.”
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
disembodiment can be so dispiriting…
The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
Experiencing a lack of body parts? You need the new Clone-O-Matic. The choice of 9 out of 10 Mad Scientists.
iggyman over 4 years ago
Look ma, no hands!
iggyman over 4 years ago
Good one today!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Not an out-of-bodice experience?
sarah413 Premium Member over 4 years ago
At least Igor didn’t grab Abby Normal’s brain :-)
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
This, began grave digging….
J Quest over 4 years ago
The right to bear arms…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
Go to the grocery store and get an Arm and Hammer?
Michael G. over 4 years ago
You have to hand it to him!
uniquename over 4 years ago
He needs an arm-y.
hoffquotes2 over 4 years ago
Wouldn’t it be Igor that suffered the out of bodies experience?
SunflowerGirl100 over 4 years ago
Find an arms dealer.
rexxster over 4 years ago
stamps over 4 years ago
Arma virumque cano.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
I don’t think he trusts Igor. Just a hunch.
anomaly over 4 years ago
And a near-life experience.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Probably no need for a morgue during a pandemic. Just a waste of taxpayer dollars.
Cactus-Pete over 4 years ago
Exactly none of this was in the book Frankenstein.
TheWildSow over 4 years ago
Give that guy a great big hand!
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
’E just wants to ensure the monster is ’armless.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Order online from Armazon.com.
bigger Nate over 4 years ago
More he was out on a limb (or out of)
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Should be a given – the right to bear arms.
JDP_Huntington Beach over 4 years ago
How did the good Doctor get Frankie’s entire body in the same stage of decomp? His parts should be various shades of color, as people are, and each part should be decomposing at a different rate. It must be some perservative he put into the tissue to keep it viable until he could assemble the whole thing…a pickling agent for monster assembly. YES, I thought about that, now you have too!
Daeder over 4 years ago
Still not as bad as that time that all the morgue employees got drunk until the entire place was legless.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sorry, Master, many other mad scientists were out to get the same resources. It was a real arms race.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Most Igors on the Discworld like to keep a spare arm or two within reach (I was going to write “handy”) all the time.
Taracinablue over 4 years ago
I wonder where the stereotype of Frankenstein(‘s monster) being green comes from. Some of the early movies, maybe? I had to read the book for school, and I’m pretty sure there was no mention of his skin color… just that he was apparently large and horrifying, because strangers were all scared of him.