In Security by Bea R. for May 22, 2020

Is that the same school that hosted a bake sale? ✨❤️✨

“I’M NOT GONNA STOP SCREAMING UNTIL TEN VIEWERS JUMP OUTTA WINDOWS!!!”

The issues at hand for the viewers are nothing but “white noise”, as they fixate on Sedine for a dose of eye candy….

Elementary my dear Watson… (Good gag!)The children should stay at Holmes..

Alligators in the sewers.

With the covid-19 pandemic, why are children ever at the school? They must be zombies!!!!

We’ve already got enough disease to worry about, thanks.

Panicking is one of the few things humanity collectively does well.

I got a response ready here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPOLQmqNXso

I think I just gave Sedine the “Mind Crush”! XD (Please tell me there are still Yugioh fans here)

What do “Budgetary Problems” have to do with the disease, I think that tight dress might be cutting off the circulation to her head!

The plan won’t work. The camera is aiming at Sedine’s face. Audiences barely get to see her cleavage, and her legs not at all. Pull back, zoom out, do something ahhhh…

Sedine. Poster girl for Koyaanisqatsi.

Is she looking to land a job with CNN?

And don’t forget…….ASSESSMENT TESTING!!!

Love the way this girl can spin herself and other’s up!

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

You make mountains from mole holes.

Funnily enough, the black plague still crops up here and there. Luckily yersinia can be treated nowadays with aminoglycosides or alternatives.

(enjoys seeing “WHOT” and “4” in certain parts of the cartoon; hears the words “what” and “for” in my mind (in the order they were mentioned here)).

Hmmm.. She didn’t mention ‘FIRE!’ in a crowded theatre…

When humor becomes too esoteric, it can be like yelling “Foyer!” in a crowded vestibule.

“Sneezed…diseased…displeased.”

This is why I don’t watch the news anymore. It’s all scare tactics.

Thank you for making my day Bea. You’ve totally capture the modern media News!

Been there… Done that.