The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 05, 2020

FIL had 3 hairs on top that I used to twirl. He loved when I did that. He also had the male pattern baldness fringe.

Has Gladys ever been thin?

I thought she was going to say through thick waist and thin hair.

Never hear Brutus complain about the mustache she waxes every few days. Maybe that’s where his hair goes.

That’s true love. Hard to come by.

O, gracious FSM, deign to send me a heavenly helpmeet just like Gladys! “Ramen.”

Thick waist, thin hair.

I actually would never say anything like that. People can be very self conscious about hair loss and egos are fragile.

That loyalty hasn’t come without a price, and not I’m even talking about the evil MIL.

Actually she’s still around for the comic relief you provide. Probably why you still have a job.

To the Moon, Gladys, to the Moon!

As loss of hair is a very touchy subject for most men, I do have to wonder… how would Gladys react, if, in a moment of whimsy, Brutus asked her about the thinning spot, on the back of HER head…?

Brutis has stuck with her thru thick & thicker, not to mention your mother, Medusa!

From his reaction, I have to assume this is not just a little cute banter between them. She’s mean!