B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 03, 2020

ACME, guaranteed for the life of the user.

I can’t remember the last time the apteryx appeared.

LOL ( the comic)

Yes, it sure reminds me of the time when While E. Coyote tried out those Acme bat wings he bought.

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

Keeps forgetting an ampenage requires an FBW tail assembly.

Opus would like to know too!

Yesss , I knew there would be a Faceplant this week ! Rate at 4.8 , the higher the fall the higher the rate !

Try a non-permeable bag, filled with gaseous hydrogen …

LOL!

Apteryx sees his dream deferred – again. But his offspring are still a favored species in New Zealand. Not bad.

MEEP MEEP

Wright!

I have never heard if the balloon or the parachute was invented first. I suspect, the balloon came first. I’m just thinking that there are enough high places in the world that you would think someone would want to jump off a cliff, or high bridge, to get to the bottom faster.

“If at first you don’t succeed, give up. No sense in making a damn fool of yourself!” – William C. Fields, US juggler, actor, and noted dipsomaniac

“I was flying for three seconds that time! I need to find a higher cliff!” ⛰ ☺

Thrust + Lift > Gravity + Drag or you won’t fly.

Ha! This works, just depends on what he’s trying to accomplish!

A flightless bird, just another one of God’s little jokes.

You’re probably gonna have to get that information from someone else.

Didn’t he always introduce himself? Something like, “Hi I’m an Apteryx: a winged bird that can’t fly. You look dead!”

No wonder he can’t fly: He has no wings. DUH, super obvious. I’ll bet even Nyan cat can do and say stupid stuff like that.

It seems no one can come up with an original idea anymore.

Try sister Bertille’s cornette.

We learn that the groundplane has been invented before the aeroplane.