Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 29, 2011

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    And you’ve discovered bear repellant. Works on other animals and humans, too.

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    Colt9033  almost 14 years ago

    Alot things will subside, like his life.

    Oh right i forgot, BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    TheWildSow  almost 14 years ago

    “Don’t worry….it’ll be there!”

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Try passing it. If you stink like $#!+ maybe the bear will eat the other caveman instead.

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    rw1h  almost 14 years ago

    The bear simply wants to take the guy into the woods to show him where HE does it…..

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Where’s Daryl Hannah (Ayla) when you need her?

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    ProfessorKid  almost 14 years ago

    Start putting on your running shoes, you don’t have to out-run the bear… ; )

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    lisa4romMpls  almost 14 years ago

    RUN! But wait, the bear is right in the way.

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    jpozenel  almost 14 years ago

    I’ve always heard that being able to run faster than the other guy is a good defense against a bear attack.

    This should work too!

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