"allitigation" Man: The fact is, the peck of pickled peppers you, Peter Piper, Picked was on private property!
The prosecutor’s proposal pinpointed Peter Piper’s perjury, putting the pilferer in a pickle.
But where’s the proof? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Peter Piper purloined a peck of pickled peppers? Preposterous!
ALLITIGATION?
He picked peppers that were already pickled? In the pepper patch? He pilfered my patented process!
Peppers that are pickled before they’re picked? I think Peter was the perpetrator of impropriety. Or to be precise, Peter was pickled. (Peter, don’t be pusillanimous. Tell him to stop ‘pitting in your eye.)
Will no one think of the copper clappers
copper clappers… Jack Webb and Johnny Carson. and they sell sea shells down by the sea shore.
I LOVE ‘copper clappers’! Watch it on YouTube every once in awhile just for a good laugh …..
The best part is that Jack stayed so very deadpan through the whole thing!
Need a sign “on picking on private property : violators will be pebbled till passed out.”
Well, I tried anyway.
don’t purloin the pickled peppers unless prison is your preference…
groan
July 17, 2015
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
The prosecutor’s proposal pinpointed Peter Piper’s perjury, putting the pilferer in a pickle.
sottwell over 13 years ago
But where’s the proof? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
barbhinkins over 13 years ago
Peter Piper purloined a peck of pickled peppers? Preposterous!
ksensitive over 13 years ago
ALLITIGATION?
McGehee over 13 years ago
He picked peppers that were already pickled? In the pepper patch? He pilfered my patented process!
makemlaugh over 13 years ago
Peppers that are pickled before they’re picked? I think Peter was the perpetrator of impropriety. Or to be precise, Peter was pickled. (Peter, don’t be pusillanimous. Tell him to stop ‘pitting in your eye.)
Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago
Will no one think of the copper clappers
jtviper7 over 13 years ago
copper clappers… Jack Webb and Johnny Carson. and they sell sea shells down by the sea shore.
gvbarb over 13 years ago
I LOVE ‘copper clappers’! Watch it on YouTube every once in awhile just for a good laugh …..
RadioTom over 13 years ago
The best part is that Jack stayed so very deadpan through the whole thing!
lisa4romMpls over 13 years ago
Need a sign “on picking on private property : violators will be pebbled till passed out.”
Well, I tried anyway.
Creniere over 13 years ago
don’t purloin the pickled peppers unless prison is your preference…
groan