Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 08, 2020

Lio, you are going to need a garbage truck to take your pet’s waste. I imagine the whole town is going to suck.

dog park, Lio, not dragon park

I hope all the dogs have left or they may end up as lunch.

glad to see at least a one-day break from the coronavirus-themed weekday strips…

Well, lucky for Lio, he can incinerate the waste before it sets, well; his pet can.

Dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the dog park.

He’s gonna need a bigger shovel…

Give a whole new meaning to “big, steaming pile of …”

Now that’s my kind of Mastiff.

I remember when they first passed the clean-up-after-your-dog law in New York City. I thought — never, New Yorkers will never stoop to pick up their dog’s poop… yet, that massive change in habits came about, and now the sidewalks are clean.

Lio, don’t fumets require asbestos gloves and ceramic tools?

Birdie, birdie in the sky. Why did’ya do that in my eye? Sure am glad that dragons don’t fly. (Uh oh.)

You’re going to need a bigger pooper scooper.

Jurassic Park would make a better fit.

Time to walk the dragon, and be thankful Lio doesn’t let his dragon stretch it’s wings.

Maybe you should rethink the armor, Lio — makes you just “Spam in a can…”

Knights: crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside.

I hope you also have a supply of large-size, industrial-strength garbage bags tucked away, Lio!