Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for June 15, 2020

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 4 years ago

    Even the Hippo is smiling.

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    AnyFace  over 4 years ago

    Jim must have read a certain story just before he wrote this …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8YQyBYYYpY

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    krisannr.thompson  over 4 years ago

    My Mom had 4 monkeys in a row see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, do no evil. Call me lazy if you want to but I’m sleeping!!!

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    krisannr.thompson  over 4 years ago

    I walked all night to put on a large pink T-shirt. Are you serious?? The Pink elephant is in the bedroom but please don’t tell the cops! LOL

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    Code the Enforcer  over 4 years ago

    “… And – No sir! The elephant is NOT ‘On Parade’!!!” ;)

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    z12332190  over 4 years ago

    The cops take one look at the situation and decide that expert help is needed. Soon Marlon Perkins and his sidekick Jim show up to handle the situation. Jim immediately wades in to bring order to the situation.

    “Hello, folks, and welcome to ‘Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Retirement Home’. Oh, dear, the elephant just picked up Jim in his trunk! He fed him to the hippo! The hippo burps! The humanity! The humanity!”

    “Well, thanks for being here, folks. We’re gonna need another Jimmy!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsGnYuQwsOI

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    BlitzMcD  over 4 years ago

    Ruthless and Jor-El ought to be arriving any minute now…..

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