Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 14, 2020

Skyler…..you should replace Alexa.

Congress on increasing the national Budget Deficit.

The problem with the speed of light is that it gets here too early in the morning…

Tachyons. And yes, weekends.

At my age, Time.

Skyler has a point.

Darkness. It’s already there by the time light gets there.

Bad news and gossip.

Gossip !

Remorse !

But which is faster heat or cold?

It must be heat because I can catch a cold.

Which goes by faster, weekends or summer?

Dirty dishes travel the fastest to the sink :( I am the dishwasher.

A tachyon is a hypothetical particle that always travels faster than light. Most physicists believe that faster-than-light particles cannot exist because they are not consistent with the known laws of physics.

It depends on the medium through which the light is propagating

Gossip?

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why people appear bright until you hear them speak.” Alan Dundes…

Nothing known.

Quantum entanglement.

And don’t forget gossip.