Monty by Jim Meddick for June 19, 2020

Real ninjas must be cringing right now.

I’m always surprised by some people’s fantasies when we talk about ninjas.

I go to parties sometimes until 4

It’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door

It’s tough to handle this fortune and fame

Everybody’s so different, I haven’t changed

They say I’m crazy but I have a good time

I’m just looking for clues at the scene of the crime

Life’s been good to me so far

- Joe Walsh

There goes his collection of Archie comic books. This is why we can’t have nothin.

Ineptitude, thy name is Monty. (BTW, love this strip.)

The next day, Monty will receive a rejection notice from the Ninja Union.

Monty’s dangerous enough without aspiring to Ninga status, mainly dangerous to himself.

Ooooofffff! Read the directions…..

Once I played a practical joke on my sister – I had the eggs all delicately set in place, I was very quiet, she was walking in the right direction, but then my Mom found us and stopped the whole thing. I mean she got egged. It was hilarious!

You’re going to need a bigger book case if you plan to hide underneath it!

Well he got it half right, he was deceived from finding the door

To mix a metaphor, Monty, smoke bombs cut both ways.

Give up the ninja act before you kill yourself (or someone else)!

Joe Walsh gave up being a ninja when he discovered that it was hard to leave when you can’t find the door.