Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 05, 2020

Satchel, in your diary you can tell your version. Chin up!

Even in his diary Satchel always has to tell the truth. Good Boy!

Revisionist History … in reverse!

Satchel….I love you buddy, but you’re too kind, too polite……You are “SO” Canadian!:-)

You had me at “diarrhy”!

Satchel tis time to dog up !

Poor Satchel! The truth often hurts!

Satch, I know how that goes. Diarrhy sucks

Because Canadians are so polite, there is a law in Ontario and a couple of other provinces that an apology cannot be considered an admission of guilt. Yeah Canada.

Bucky needed “about tree fiddy”

time for Satchel to give Bucky a snap mad hug like he’s done before to chill Bucky out for a week !

Satchel’s guilty conscience.

Good! I’m glad to see that Satchel got his priorities straight at the end.

Dogs are slaves who seem cool with that. Cats are lovable little furballs who kill for practice, with lots of sharp pointies that they load with bacteria in the catbox so that if they miss the kill this time it’s easier on the comeback.

Careful with your spelling there, Satchel. I hope you’re not addressing your thoughts to diarrhea.

Satchel skipped right past passive-aggressive and went straight for passive.

Assuming these events are true (and I have no reason to believe they’re not), I hope today isn’t really Satchel’s birthday. Sounds like a lousy day—mainly due to … a certain cat.

I’d love to see Satchel take down that furball after this. Once in a while, Satch gets his revenge …

Satchel always writes too much. It’s like he’s got diarrhea of the diarrhy.