The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 23, 2020

It’s OK Ed, they were only paying you chicken feed anyway.

Oh Chuck, there’s a colonel in a white suit in your waiting room!!

Now, isn’t that a bunch of bull.

If the boss was nice he would steer him to a new job.

that chicken’s not afraid to take the bull by the horns…

Shouldn’t he be polishing Ed’s hooves?

“Chuck Philay” Good one!

That “steak” can’t get any more rare – still on the hoof.

Ed may have a beef.

Maybe ED can get a job at Wall St.!

Zootopia

“Chuck Philay” on certificate: isn’t Chick-fil-a the best chicken you’ve ever had??

Who wants to work with a fowl tempered cluck anyway?!

“That’s a bunch of bull!” he replied.

Bull! Why, you clucking idiot! Do you not realize what’s at steak here?

Time for the running of the bull?

Ed will be standing outside with a sign that reads, “Eat mor chikin.”

Ed, we are putting you out to pasture, you are Free Range now.

Another cock and bull story…

Dont worry Ed….the boss is a dumb cluck

I hear the China shop down the street is hiring.

The boss is a pecker.

Bring back Clara Peller ;)

I guess the steaks were too high!

Seems like the bull’s name should be Chuck.

You’re pasture prime, Ed. So, until we meat again, ♫ Happy trails to you ♪

Well, I’d fire him too if he couldn’t answer the question why did the chicken cross the road.

Ed’s just a scapebull. The fact is the company’s in trouble because Chuck’s been winging it. The only thing getting cooked is the books.

Well that’s bullsh__!

Do you suppose he “dials” that phone by hunt-and-peck?

“I’ll get another job, but you’ll always have a small pecker!”