The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2011

LMAO!!!!!

Last sit, you mean.

I envy him. My bony butt doesn’t like horseback.

Well at least he doesn’t have to pad the saddle.

It would seem that Native American #1 doesn’t have much horse sense.

General Keister! So funny!

I feel sorry for the horse. They should call him the Horse Whimperer…

I think that horse is going to kick his keister!

Ah, come on. No self-respecting general would ever carry the saddle. From the looks of it, he’s ridden that horse before. Where’s the step-stool private?

I didn’t get it until I finally caught the keister. My what large buns he has.

He and Sitting Bull were related, and they both had assphalt…….☻

Good ol’ Gen. Rashingpoxx “Red” Keister.

He kinda sticks out like a sore bum.

rimshot

Distant ancestor of the Widettes.

“Corporal, why do the men keep snickering when I say ‘battalion’?”

I always thought it was spelled “k-i-e-s-t-e-r”, ‘cause the way it’s in the panel, the correct pronounciation would have it rhyming with “shyster”. Or maybe that’s all those years of studying German coming back on me.

My dad’s mom was a Keister, and her brother lived above a sort of small canyon in Montana. Another family happened to have the last name Butts and lived on above the other side. They were all friends with the people that lived in the canyon and they would all joke that those people lived in the crack between the Butts and the Keisters.