The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 27, 2020
December 26, 2020
December 28, 2020
Transcript:
Man: 'Scuse me, sir...your neighbors not in. Could you sign for this? Boone: A...a...a...FedEx package? You want me, Calvin T. Boone, a highly decorated, 30-year veteran UPS driver, to accept a FedEx package? Man: Well...if it's not too much troub... Boone: You want me to use a...a FedEx pen?? Man: Please, sir...calm down... Boone: ...to touch a FedEx signature sheet with my ungloved hands?!!! Man: You know...I'll come back and maybe they'll be in tomorrow...
Under Dog Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No signature needed now they just throw it towards your house.
Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Fedex and UPS merged. They called it FedUPS.
Holilubillkori Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Leave it at the facilities front desk easy peasy.
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Like asking a Harvard man to open a Yale lock );-D