The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 28, 2020
Transcript:
Man: If you don't accept this package for your neighbor, I'll have to take it back. Boone: I drove for UPS! I'd be a traitor! Besides...we never sent packages back. Man: Oh, come on, Mister Boone...I'm sure you did now and then... Boone: Did not! Man: Did to! Boone: Did not! Man: Did to! Boone: Did not! Man 2: 'Scuse me. I have a DHL package here. Can someone sign...for...it?
allen@home about 4 years ago
I’ve never had a DHL delivery, but i’ve had FedEx and UPS deliveries. They just throw it on the porch and take off.
79nysv about 4 years ago
After the UPS has done the “UPS stomp” to see what’s inside.
bigal666 about 4 years ago
Hang in there, Boone. Remember the “Battle of Lattimore Junction”.
betseytacy about 4 years ago
the Fedex guy should be saying, “Did TOO” instead of “Did to”… doesn’t anyone care about good grammar anymore???
vjorgensen54 about 4 years ago
my fed ex guy delivered my stuff to the wrong address twice.