The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 23, 2021
Transcript:
Dusty: So....how come I'm still on double-major probation at Elderpark? Miss Overdunne: Let's see....leaving a totally inoperative vehicle in a handicapped zone for nearly a year....selling prescription drugs illegally... Dusty: I can explain all that... Miss Overdunne: Storing weapons in your apartment...threatening other residents with mayhem... Dusty: Well...there's a reason for those... Miss Overdunne: ...building campfires on public grounds...camping in undesignated areas....assaulting security gnomes...page two... Dusty: Can I take a bathroom break?
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
Sonds like, Dusty. you’re getting off pretty light!
Diat60 over 3 years ago
Dusty don’t get no respect.
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
Dusty could have pulled solitary confinement in Ludmilla’s “pantry”!
Back to Big Mike over 3 years ago
If I recall, Dusty got the scripts from everyone he bought for In Canada. They are the ones who agreed to park the Caddy where it was. This sounds like a snow job.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
Don’t take a break. Piss on her desk, then tip it to run in her lap.
rzander906 over 3 years ago
i’ve always wondered why this comic strip is so small making it necessary for seniors to need one of those “make things bigger so you can read them” thinga ma jigs.