The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 23, 2021

Transcript:

Dusty: So....how come I'm still on double-major probation at Elderpark? Miss Overdunne: Let's see....leaving a totally inoperative vehicle in a handicapped zone for nearly a year....selling prescription drugs illegally... Dusty: I can explain all that... Miss Overdunne: Storing weapons in your apartment...threatening other residents with mayhem... Dusty: Well...there's a reason for those... Miss Overdunne: ...building campfires on public grounds...camping in undesignated areas....assaulting security gnomes...page two... Dusty: Can I take a bathroom break?