The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 11, 2022
Transcript:
Professor: Troubles in the garden, Evelyn? Evelyn: Indeed! I'm tired of these slacker flowers! Professor: Slacker flowers? Evelyn: If I can't have beauty, I'll settle for a cash crop. Professor: Hmm... peas... carrots... and... oh, no... not these! Evelyn: What's wrong with those? Professor: Evelyn... have you ever had to personally deal with a group of 35-pound zucchinis before? Evelyn: Well... not personally?
ncrist almost 3 years ago
I have. I miss those days. Yummy!
chris_o42 almost 3 years ago
I still do. I make sweet zucchini relish out of them, delicious!
Holilubillkori Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Zucchini…the Veggie that Keeps on Giving. (¬‿¬)
FassEddie almost 3 years ago
You gotta pick em before they get to 5 pounds.
dcmotrl Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A better cash crop would be cannabis.