The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 24, 2023
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Transcript:
Dusty: Ah do love eBay... Miss Overdunne? Ah'd like permission ta plow and plant corn across the east field. That Overdunne's mission in life is ta destroy every one of mah good idears! What am Ah supposed to do with a tractor if Ah can't plant any corn?! Boone: You could try and re-sell it... Dusty: Or...! Twenty-six quarter pounders... and ten apple pies! And ya got any corn on the cob?
goboboyd over 1 year ago
good thing you forgot the plow and got all that storage in the bucket. Won’t Ludmilla be surprised? She’d love to get back on the ol’ tractor and drag the village high street like a Soviet (now defunct) teenager.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago
Could be a good choice for them. Most places, no drivers license is required for tractors.
Diat60 over 1 year ago
Wonder if one of those quarter pounders is for Miss Overdunne?
Claymore Premium Member over 1 year ago
First off, that’s a front-loader, not a farm tractor. Might be able to rig up a plow behind it, but it would work better if the equipment was properly matched. I guess Dusty, being a cowboy who did ranching, doesn’t know much about farming.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dusty seems to know more about farming than some people who pretend. Most all farm tractors around here have loader buckets, unless they’re dedicated to mowing. I wouldn’t be without mine. The tractor’s mainly for mowing. The bucket does more heavy lifting than scooping. I think everyone should be issued a tractor at birth.