The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 11, 2025

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    David in Webb Premium Member about 20 hours ago

    The Harm? You’ll get hooked and you’ll lose all your money. That’s “the harm”.

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    Diat60  about 19 hours ago

    And as high as???

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 19 hours ago

    Slots were kind of cool when a win had the ring of silver coins. Took most of the silver out & the coins just kind of rattled. Now it puts out a ticket for you to take to the cashier.

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    Milady Meg  about 17 hours ago

    On my way to Vegas for the first time, my car broke a strut. I found a garage and he said it’ll take an hour or so. I went to a casino and got a roll of nickels. Lost it on a nickel machine. I got another. Lost it. I got another and lost most of it, then I won a $5 jackpot. Then another. Then another. Then a $50 jackpot where someone had to come and hand me cash. It was about an hour so I went to the garage. The bill for the strut was just about $65.

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 11 hours ago

    Slot machines, casinos, etc – are for losers. If they were for winners the casinos would shut down.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    The House ALWAYS wins!

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