Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 04, 2020

For The Fourth we plan tossing firecrackers.

Who’s the real cornhole here………?

I would love to have seen the throw that ended up in Patrick’s mouth!

Have to say that the bag on top of the bag on top of his head is most impressive.

Be happy it wasn’t “Washer Toss”. Those metal washers hurt.

If only these were jarts

I don’t think I would do any better.

The name of that game had an entirely different meaning in the area where I grew up.

That is called learning the hard way.

He was corn-holed by his brother. He’s just sick!!!

Worst. Cornholer. Ever.

We just called it “bean bag toss.” I remember making them, filing with dried split peas!

Ate at a sports bar between errands (the second was by appointment) a couple weeks ago. ESPN was showing a cornhole tournament, with one of the players we saw identified as a student (OK), two as sales reps for cornhole bag makers, and one as a professional cornhole player. Oy vey!