Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 25, 2020

I think they used our cat TaToe as the model. LOL

Hey, if you don’t want things knocked over, don’t put where a cat can reachthem.

That last one is more like “interfering with a rest”.

Hit and run can sometimes be a salt and battery.

I liked all of these, but the last panel is hilarious!

Resisting a rest cat looks a lot like Simon’s Cat :)

also sleeping on a goat skin rug (kidnapping)…

Lol…truer words were never spoken….

More like “hit and fly away.”

He is a cat burglar

Any critter that evolved from crazy-wild places are racist against two legged creatures. Yep, places like Africa, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Mongolia, and the Middle East, likely never to settle down.

those crimes are considered felineys.

Very clever, Mark! And very true.

clever, Parisi