Bent it? I think you broke it.
“Damn it, Superman, you’re a mean drunk.”
“The smartest guy in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”
“I couldn’t take 67 more of those!”
“You aren’t likely to, at these prices.”
I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.
STOP PUNCHING ME!
And when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!
That frog’s joke is racist.
Anyway, my favorite punchline is “So the dog says ‘I never had 50 bucks before.’”
A pig like this, you don’t eat all at once.
He was WEARING a HAT!
Mooooooo!
But honey, this one’s eating my popcorn!
Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!
MY MOM!
$29. Same as in town.
August 09, 2014
Kurtass Premium Member over 4 years ago
Bent it? I think you broke it.
masingermo over 4 years ago
“Damn it, Superman, you’re a mean drunk.”
Mighty Phavahg over 4 years ago
“The smartest guy in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”
Duke of Omnium over 4 years ago
“I couldn’t take 67 more of those!”
GaryCooper over 4 years ago
“You aren’t likely to, at these prices.”
Radish... over 4 years ago
I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.
dougsathome over 4 years ago
STOP PUNCHING ME!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
And when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
ArtieEl over 4 years ago
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!
fritzoid Premium Member over 4 years ago
That frog’s joke is racist.
Anyway, my favorite punchline is “So the dog says ‘I never had 50 bucks before.’”
fritzoid Premium Member over 4 years ago
A pig like this, you don’t eat all at once.
fritzoid Premium Member over 4 years ago
He was WEARING a HAT!
fritzoid Premium Member over 4 years ago
Mooooooo!
David Rickard Premium Member over 4 years ago
But honey, this one’s eating my popcorn!
jpozenel over 4 years ago
Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!
ars731 over 4 years ago
MY MOM!
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
$29. Same as in town.