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I consulted with my nuclear physicist attorney. The cake represents the preceding ten year period and is not an indication of future performance. Therefore, the cake can and must be consumed on premises before it starts to glow.
Gent over 4 years ago
If you don’t mind eating a heavily irradiated cake, then yes.
Dr. Quatermass over 4 years ago
Pfff! Talk about Sydney Lumet’s Fail Cake! Am I right??
gawaintheknight over 4 years ago
Oooh! Is that yellowcake?
wrd2255 over 4 years ago
A number of nuclear mistakes have happened. A nuke dropped near Savanah (luckily not armed), among others. Makes for good but scary reading.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 4 years ago
“DOCTOR STRANGELOVE, SPILL IN SILO 31A.. DOCTOR STRANGELOVE, SPILL IN SILO 31A..”
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
They can still eat the cake, but they need to do it quickly.
dougsathome over 4 years ago
Well don’t that take the cake!
tims145 over 4 years ago
Eat the cake? Of course. The people of Vladivostok/Pyongyang/Hangzhou would have wanted us to!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
I consulted with my nuclear physicist attorney. The cake represents the preceding ten year period and is not an indication of future performance. Therefore, the cake can and must be consumed on premises before it starts to glow.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Depends on how much time is left.
Zesty over 4 years ago
Yes, if it’s the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen.