“Gee. What a strong jaw you got.”
“All the better to eat gazpacho with.”
Brad Pitt is jealous of this guy.
It even fools his bathroom scale. Or did, before it broke.
It’s not me. I’m just too lazy to shave.
Here in Stupidland, beards apparently protect you from Covid, too.
Typical male vanity ploy: Trump Jr. thinks his beard disguises his total lack of a chin. It doesn’t.
This works for me, at least in front of the mirror—and since I’m the only one who cares, it’s a perfect solution. Case closed. Wink!
August 09, 2014
Gent about 4 years ago
“Gee. What a strong jaw you got.”
“All the better to eat gazpacho with.”
Gent about 4 years ago
Brad Pitt is jealous of this guy.
Kaputnik about 4 years ago
It even fools his bathroom scale. Or did, before it broke.
Ontman about 4 years ago
It’s not me. I’m just too lazy to shave.
PossumPete about 4 years ago
Here in Stupidland, beards apparently protect you from Covid, too.
Mayor Snorkum about 4 years ago
Typical male vanity ploy: Trump Jr. thinks his beard disguises his total lack of a chin. It doesn’t.
Kip W about 4 years ago
This works for me, at least in front of the mirror—and since I’m the only one who cares, it’s a perfect solution. Case closed. Wink!