F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 25, 2020

If I had one of those things it would not accompany me into the bathroom.

Scary!

It’s a good thing we got rid of Clippy before this smart speaker thing took off. “It looks like you have to take a leak; would you like some help?”

Is this “Alexa” target marketing behind the scenes perhaps…..???

Just say any word nearby and ads start.

What’s funny, is this ain’t funny; it’s spot on. Can’t wait to be forced to get my monitoring chip.

I read that LBJ used to take phone calls ,while sitting on the porcelain palace.

Alexa – Play music to poo

It’s always good to put a face with a name…Alexa

This needs a “meaning of lila” crossover.

…"Big Sister" is watching you?

Your life is being recorded for quality assurance purposes.

It was only a matter of time before contact tracing would be commercialized.

She is taking her phone to the toilet

So THAT is what Alexa looks like!

NSA here ………………………….. we are trying to save money by doing personal ads!!!!! yadayadayada

That’s a little too personal marketing!

google marketing 2.0

Creepy……