Close to Home by John McPherson for June 24, 2020

Try to grab onto something Bleeb and hang on real tight. Hopefully when that squirrel gets sucked up in the vacuum it will stop.

Wow, that REALLY sucks!

Can you imagine what it is like in the Forkelman’s house?

Love that it got his glasses and toupee.

That’s not a vacuum cleaner you’re in a tornado

Must be those new universal vacuums. The kind that can suck in a whole dimension

Bye, Bleeb!

Did President Skroob need to raise some cash?

There you go. If I have to vacuum the house I what the Black Hole 2000. I want it to suck in leaves from the neighbors yard. I want PETA to complain about the sudden absence of squirrels in my town. Go BIG or go home. Of course, a nice Dyson is cool too.

Loved it just for the Forkelman name.

The TV must be bolted down.

My living room space abhors a vacuum!

“Yeah, that must be their Dyson! Old man Forkelman tweaked their Roomba and the dang thing flew off and created a black hole!”

That poor kid is going to have a dislocated shoulder.

Let’s clean up this neighborhood.

The neighborhood vortex?

Now you know why nature abhors a vacuum.

Grab the dog.

Look on the bright side. When you get the cat back, all that loose fur will be gone!