FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 01, 2020

how thoughtless of you, Roger

I’m pretty he learned it from Roger. He got scared after seeing what happened to him…

Four or five times, Roger? It’s a wonder you’re still married — or even still alive!

Now I know what your next (first?) tattoo should be, Roger: A heart with a date subtly engraved inside it. Andy will probably do the engraving herself.

Kudos to you Peter at least you don’t take after your dad!

I went to pick up a prescription for my wife and they ask for the patient’s birth date for verification. I have to admit that I had a slight pause before telling him. The I said “I better remember that.”. To which he replied “You’d be surprised.”. ;-)

We have a joke (that’s almost not a joke) about our anniversary. We were married on 9/3/1985, but we always celebrate our anniversary on Labor Day Weekend…the whole weekend. The joke/not-joke is that, we’ve done it for so long that we sometimes forget the actual date! (I actually DID have to pause & think before typing it here.)

Four or five times? Really Roger?

No big deal Roger. At all.

I mean how many times is she expecting to celebrate her 29th birthday? Gets old after a while.

He should have responded, ‘I thought by now you wouldn’t want to be reminded of your birthdays ’. Then duck!

My dad asked me when my mom’s birthday was once. I said “I’m not telling you, you’ve known her longer than I have!”

Good line. What’s the money really for?

Yeah, I would expect to hear about it forever if that’s how many times you forgot.

Marriage changes a lot of things.. Things to remember before and and those after are frequently miles apart.

The last time my wife drove anywhere was to get me a birthday present. She lost her battle with cancer about seven months later.

Peter should just tell Denise he got a tattoo of her name.

It’s not like she’ll figure out he’s lying.

I want to see Andy’s face when Peter says he and Denise are getting tattoos of each other’s names.

Four, or five times, dude? You deserve the nagging