As that commentator said on today’s Classic Peanuts strip, there’s no tomorrow for Brutus after that bad shot: https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2020/07/19
One Sunday morning I was cutting the grass on the greens and tees on the golf course where I worked. The pro and the head greenskeeper were out playing a round. The par four sixth hole ran through the woods, with a dogleg to the left, just a chip shot from the green. The pro thought he could drive up and over the trees, right to the green. Well, it almost worked. He didn’t account for the breeze blowing the tops of the oak trees around. I heard his ball bounce like a pinball through the branches, until it dropped right in front of me, as I sat watching from the seventh tee. They came through the woods looking for the errant ball and the greenskeeper called me over. “Go back to the shop and get the chainsaws. These trees are coming down.”
I find Golf very boring to play. I’d rather play miniature golf which is more fun. Yes my dad is a golfer but I get bored way too easily to play real golf.
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
That figures.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
I sure he was counting on that bad slice he has.
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
Some people just have to be wet blankets.
docforbin over 4 years ago
As that commentator said on today’s Classic Peanuts strip, there’s no tomorrow for Brutus after that bad shot: https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2020/07/19
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
“First, you have to address the ball”.
“Hello ball”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XlSW0_aW90
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Nineteenth hole is thataway, Brutus!
Buckeye67 over 4 years ago
Look at the bright side Thorny, you could have hooked it.
comixbomix over 4 years ago
He doesn’t believe in cruelty to doglegs…
l3i7l over 4 years ago
One Sunday morning I was cutting the grass on the greens and tees on the golf course where I worked. The pro and the head greenskeeper were out playing a round. The par four sixth hole ran through the woods, with a dogleg to the left, just a chip shot from the green. The pro thought he could drive up and over the trees, right to the green. Well, it almost worked. He didn’t account for the breeze blowing the tops of the oak trees around. I heard his ball bounce like a pinball through the branches, until it dropped right in front of me, as I sat watching from the seventh tee. They came through the woods looking for the errant ball and the greenskeeper called me over. “Go back to the shop and get the chainsaws. These trees are coming down.”
CrosswalkxStreet over 4 years ago
I find Golf very boring to play. I’d rather play miniature golf which is more fun. Yes my dad is a golfer but I get bored way too easily to play real golf.