Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2020

Aw Rip, growing up is overrated.

I doubt that this new found “maturity” will last very long.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

ka-breakfast

Let your enemy come to you. Smart move, Rip. Of course, Rip could have gotten most of these bad guys out of the picture a long time ago if the leaders of the Alliance (i.e., his father and his wife) hadn’t sidelined him. Their bungling led to Rip “coming out of retirement”, his extended period away from the family, them being framed and “disappearing” to clear their names (And where did Dutch go?) and Jenkins’ becoming El Tornado. But I doubt Rip will point out the folly of Dutch & Breezy’s leadership at the Alliance….Cobra and TNT might, though.

Rip? Grown up? KA-NO WAY!

Ah, this brings back the “Young People’s Plate” at the International House of Pancakes, back when they had a name instead of a four-letter initialism.

No matter how I try, I cannot reconcile margaritas and pancakes. Sounds like a tummy ache waiting to happen.

KA-MARGARITAS!

Good plan, Rip. Hope it works.

“But, Rip… What if they come back happy and excited after finding the treasure?”

“Whelp… I guess me and my giggling fists will just have to improvise.”

Pancakes are breakfast food, Rip—have a Bloody Mary or a mimosa.