Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 03, 2020

uh… how else is a £50 banknote going to be spent?

50 quid won`t go far nowadays. When I was a teenager a fiver was enough for a couple of beers, a few games of pool and a fish and chip supper.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is always ready to help solve other people’s problems, so when the bloke in the blue suit was worried how he could drink all the beer that a 50 Pound Sterling tab , Andy was generous enough to help out :o) my avatar is a statement saying that a very responsible man , when anything goes wrong I am responsible , which really sometimes happens to me , with Connie blaming me for something i had no idea about :o) how was your day, our Finally Friday should be very busy with the whole house cluttered with stuff because Alex is fixing the plumbing and can’t continue before Monday but at least I will be having my fav nosh this afternoon ,take care and BCNU pal

Good ol’ Andy! Always willing to help out.

Most sensible pubs and shops refuse to take £50 notes these days. Too many forgeries going around. And the only people who ever have them are usually drug-dealers, as they aren’t issued by ATMs.

Well , does that answer your question???

And then we have Mr.Capp, otherwise known as the town’s faithful opportunist.

Our Andy’s quite “dependable”, that way! :D

“I’m a man of wealth and taste … " – M & K; who else?

Since Hartlepool has some of the cheapest pint prices in the U.K. – £2.6 GBP – the gentleman’s £50’s should go a long way. About 19 pints by my reckoning … 18 if he leaves Jack a tip. 6 pints-apiece is a fair good evening!

The floor is yours, Andy.

xxx

@Afficionado

Oh dear, Affie. That doesn’t sound good. Haha. I’m a firm believer of not blaming anyone without proof that it was them. Every time my Dad passes gas, he blames my Mum. Or me. But I find that kind of “blaming” funny.

Enjoy your favourite nosh today, pal. I don’t know whether to book a table at my favourite carvery restaurant for this month or next month. Decisions Decisions. If there is no availability for the date I want this month then it’ll have to be August.

Andy’s middle name must be glutton.

For once, Andy is useful.

never fear Andy’s here.

“I’m Andy Capp professional moocher and alcoholic.”