Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 11, 2011

KA=BPPM!

LOL, love it!

A well-invested fiver! The kid’s ready to be a human cannonball!

Charred another one. Eh, Lio?

There’s nothing like on the job training.

I didn’t say there wasn’t anything better.

They needed Lio on the SMALLVILLE set - 10 years ago…

KABAMM…welll now he got his money…he may not find the lost child..LOL

The Art of Flying - To throw ones self at the ground… and miss.

“Landing?” That’s another five bucks, please…

Where does he get the supply of children he keeps bumping off?

What goes up, must come down. Let’s hope it comes down in a swimming pool.

Based on his attire and actions, Lio seems to have been traumatized by the Red Baron.

$5 more and I’ll teach you to roll.

Acquiring new skills is one of the joys of life…provided you survive.

Hope there’s a net set up nearby..be lots of ‘kid pizza’ otherwise.

I’ll admit I learned to fly a long time ago, but I seem to remember the lessons differently.

He teaches you how to fly, how to land is your problem.

OK, nobody else is going to say it so I guess I’ll have to:

It’s hard to find a flight instructor of that calibre.

It’s never too late to learn a new skill. Oops, sorry; I was wrong.

Tomorrow he’ll be giving swimming lessons.

Step 1: Don’t drown.

Ha, ha, DF! Would that make Lio a big bore?

If he can talk the kids out of their five dollars he must be a smooth bore!

Ha. With new knowledge like this, how could Lio’s customers possibly fail?

Shouldn’t Lio be providing flight insurance? We’re not even talking about accident insurance, here…