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Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 16, 2011
April 15, 2011
April 17, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: Look at this stuff! Whatever happened to the Blammo cereal I knew and loved? They took out most of the sugar, all of the color, and replaced the marshmallows with raisin! Why did they mess with perfection? Mom: Because they found that Blammo cereal turns your innards neon orange. Alice: In many cultures, neon orange innards are considered stylish.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Especially in West Slobbovia.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
When in Slobbovia, do what the other Slobbs do …
… also, has anyone else noticed that the word “innards” is intrinsically funny?
Catfeet Premium Member almost 14 years ago
This season, neon orange is the new black!
Hillbillyman almost 14 years ago
The Clampets had ‘possum innards for supper.
overeasy123 almost 14 years ago
Dogsniff wins!!!
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I think I’d rather eat possum innards than Blammo, no matter what the ingredients.
I didn’t realize this was a contest, overeasy123
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
Yeah, nothing like possum innards, hog jowls, turnip greens with laud drippen’s, um um. None of that store-brought. Gotta keep it local, keep it green.
MrPinkle almost 14 years ago
Green possum innards?!?
Yukoneric almost 14 years ago
Took our little girl to see her doctor after eating beets. No urinary problems……………..were found.
twj0729 almost 14 years ago
Hmmm…she should try Calvin’s chocolate covered sugar bombs!
Dirty Dragon almost 14 years ago
Neon orange innards are big in Northern Japan..
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
I wonder if Blammo is made by Post. They ruined all their previously good cereals by going whole grain across the board. AlphaBits used to be an occasional treat – now they taste terrible. And they’re still loaded with sugar, so they can’t be considered nutritious or suitable for regular consumption. They taste bad, AND they’re bad for you!
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I don’t eat ANY innards of animals…YUK!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Like the cereal from Cujo.
rgcviper almost 14 years ago
“Blammo” IS a great name for a cereal, though!
jump4joy almost 14 years ago
Now that it has raisins in it, it should be renamed Raisin Blam.
trekkermint almost 14 years ago
raisin bland
also we do speak of outies and innies
margueritem almost 14 years ago
I feel the need for an avatar…
smizzlybob almost 14 years ago
Raisins are loaded with sugar. There’s probably more sugar in the raisins than was in the marshmallows.
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
Just where is that, Alice???
Ermine Notyours almost 14 years ago
Here’s how to use the word “innard” more frequently. When you’re tired, just say, “I’m all out of innard-g.”